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They eliminated Dale because the producers somehow figured out that no Filipino came through Ellis Island.  Duh.

and they eliminated angelo so they wouldn’t have to invite his awkwardly mail-ordered bride!

trufax.

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fabio is the best person ever, f’real. i died laughing. he’s so wonderful.

It’s pretty surprising that someone who eats so many cookies is so inexperienced making cookies.
— For once NOT story of my life. I love making cookies. My grandma’s gingerbread cookie recipe is the best ever and i will accept no arguments otherwise. and I make them the second best after her. I’m excited that I make better cookies than some of the cheftestants….hehe. :D

30 day challenge, Day 21

One of your favorite shows.

TOP CHEF.

      

THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE EVER

;____________;

but yay carla woo

okay, i do think fabio was robbed, because even I can steam some mussels, but i also love mussels and i would eat the fuck out of these, so good job antonia.
also garlic bread is the key to my heart, so there’s that too.

okay, i do think fabio was robbed, because even I can steam some mussels, but i also love mussels and i would eat the fuck out of these, so good job antonia.

also garlic bread is the key to my heart, so there’s that too.

Blais, Fabio and Angelo bring out the secondi. Blais’s polenta is perfect, and his fried pancetta is a hit. Fabio’s chicken cacciatore is a perfect classic Southern Italian dish, and Angelo maybe over-sauces his pork. Oh well. Still, they are certainly better then the Primis, or as I like to call them, the Preemies (because their bodies did not have enough time to develop the part of their brains that control how to make pasta well).
— Max Silvestri, via Eater’s Top Chef recap
Eventually everybody catches some fish. Dale catches a VERY big fish. Catch of a lifetime! I guess. Kind of a boring lifetime? “One time a fish was huge.”
— Max Silvestri in his recap of last week’s Top Chef on Eater
Elimination Challenge: Dim sum. I wish I would have been there cooking that challenge. I love Chinese food, especially authentic Chinese food, like Panda Express. I would have made pork fried rice and chow mein noodles with spicy sauce. How about that?

-Stefan in his recap of the last episode of Top Chef

I’m dying at this. I love you Stefan! I wish you were on this season too.

omg dim sum challenge on top chef. best everrrrrr!

i love this show.

i love this show.

spike does not look enthused about stephen’s quickfire.

spike does not look enthused about stephen’s quickfire.

casey made a chocolate lasagna…i just thought that sounded horrible. i just wanted to throw up when i heard that.
— finally catching up on top chef all-stars. mike isabella is awesome. almost everyone is awesome. i fucking love this show.