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doubleghost:

Let’s not kid ourselves, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

my dad kept yelling at me not to eat the dough while i was home over break and him and liam were making cookies. i told him i would if it would stop tasting so good. and really if you’re going to buy a tub of cookie dough and keep it in the fridge, i’m going to eat it out of the tub with a spoon. it’s just one of those things. i still have never gotten salmonella and i have gotten to eat a lot of cookie dough, so i think i came out the winner here.