treat yo self.

madehimsaycomfychairs:

I wanna thank my daughter, Alice, for being the funniest person in my family. For coining phrases like “I want to go to there” and sometimes just putting on pretend make-up in the mirror, and she’ll turn to me and say, “I look like Barack Obama.” She has somehow gotten it in her head that it’s a good thing to resemble a famous politician. I don’t know where she got that idea.

omg perfect child

that girl is going to grow up to be so quality

i’m too young to be best friends with tina fey and too old to be best friends with her daughter. why am i even alive.