December 2010
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“Audrey Ragle (6:47 PM): you’re so mean and logical and i love you for it”
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“I’ve reached the level of success in life where I don’t have to eat...”
– Jeff Ragle
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the snow plow: a story of redemption
so there i was, sitting in my room on my laptop, thinking about how i would like to leave the house tomorrow, or i might go crazy. not an idle threat, considering when i was 3 i got cabin fever the day before christmas eve and started pretending the living room carpet was a pool. i dove off a chair and broke my arm. so there’s some precedent here.
anyway, there i was.
suddenly, through...
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things that make me sick, part i.
I found this book at Borders the other day and my mom got it for me as a Christmas gift. I’m not sure when I started being a sympathetic pit bull advocate, but it’s been a while now. These dogs are so misunderstood, and the dogs rescued from Michael Vick’s kennels are probably the best example of that, so I was really happy to read this book. But the fact that Michael Vick is...
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Mommy: James deserves wrapping paper that's nice! And doesn't have santa or penguins on it.
Me: I hope I get penguins!
Mommy: You can get the penguins. You like penguins.
Me: So what's wrong with James that he can't get penguins?
Mommy: They're juvenile.
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(513): i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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almost up to July on my journal….only a month and change to go. I think maybe if I go to sleep now I can finish it at my friend’s apartment when I get to state college tomorrow. I think i’ve perfected the art of covering the events in the briefest way possible, and supporting them with all the crap i saved. totally doable. plus i’m getting sneezy again and my hand is...
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currently on day 5 of my california journal…GO TEAM PROCRASTINATION. it’s so fun to reminisce though. I’m nostalgic for a place I only spent 3 months in. and it’s so funny to think back at the first time I met all these people I now consider such good friends. and trying to remember what I was thinking at the time, and how silly some of it was. i’m glad i waited to do...
andherecomethewaves asked: Hahahaha no I was, it's just that nearly the entire indie population was there. Not quite half full Alumni Hall compared to the entire campus??
Clients From Hell: Client: “The logo looks great,... →
Client: “The logo looks great, but can we change the address font to Arabic? I need it for my Middle Eastern viewers.”
Me: “Actually, Arabic is a name of that font you sent me, it doesn’t actually change the words into another language. I can purchase a actual Arabic font, and figure out how to…
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I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
State College is Getting an Urban Outfitters
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Excited, yet will be interesting considering the lack of hipsters and abundance of bros in Happy Valley. http://onward.st/ezHf7G
there are more hipsters in state college than you’d think…clearly you weren’t at the circa survive show last week. haha.
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i don’t really get why people are currently into taking horribly over-exposed pictures. it doesn’t make it more artsy, it makes it look like you don’t know how to use a camera.
clientsfromhell:
“Please color this page for us so we can see your creativity. This will help us decide whether or not to hire you.” Attached is a child’s coloring page, a picture of a cat playing electric guitar.
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